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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Queer Eye

Show Synopses: Five gay men make over straight men.

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-anyone says gay, straight, queer, fabulous, cute, or super
-anytime one of the Fab 5 makes a sexually suggestive comment.
-anytime one of the Fab 5 makes fun of the straight man
-anytime someone cries.
-anytime someone is shocked.
-anytime a gay man explains something to another person.
Special Triggers
-Silly straights can't do anything right: Finish your drink anytime a straight man screws up somehow. Either he burns the dinner, wears the wrong shirt, or gets his foot stuck in his mouth.
-Catty little Bitches aren't they?: Finish your drink anytime one of the Fab 5 pokes fun at another Fab 5 man. Bunch of Diva's on this show.
-OMG guys I am so ________ right now: Finish your drink whenever someone says they are either nervous or excited. I guess gays have that effect on people.

Suicide Triggers!
- This show is one giant billboard: Drink anytime you spot any form of product placement. There are tons of merchandise, services, and goods given away on this show and each company behind the gift gets a nice little plug to promote their brands. 

Lgbt Pride T-Shirt 

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Princess Bride

Film Synopses: A classic fairy tale, with swordplay, giants, an evil prince, a beautiful princess, and yes, some kissing (as read by a kindly grandfather).

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-anyone mentioned the Dread Pirate Roberts or the Man in Black.
-anyone else says, "As you Wish".
-anyone says Buttercup or Humperdinck.
-Vizzini says, "Inconceivable!".
-Anytime someone dies or just gets knocked out.
-Westley's hair looks fabulous.
-the six fingered man is mentioned or his six fingers are shown on screen.
-you hear the guitar love theme.
-anyone is called a lair or lying is mentioned.
Special Trigger
-You killed my father, prepare to die: Finish your drink whenever Inigo says that sweet line. For added difficulty, see how many drinks you can finish in the scene where he takes on the Six Fingered man.
-Why do you Build me up, Buttercup baby, just to let me down: Finish your drink anytime Buttercup acts overly dramatic. Women are so like that sometimes…
-Wonder Years: Finish your drink anytime the grandson gripes about the story having kissing or being lame.

Suicide Triggers!
-True Love: Drink anytime love is mentioned in the film. Drink anytime there's kissing or tender loving embrace. Good luck trying not to throw up from all the mushiness and alcohol poisoning. 

Iron Chef America Series

Show Synopses: World renowned chefs face off in a cooking duels to see who is the best.

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-Alton Brown explains a chef's cooking technique.
-a chef explains his dish and/or talks about the cooking origin.
-someone makes a mess while cooking.
- the words food or chef are said.
-the timer announces the time.
-there's a unique use of the secret ingredient. Example: Eel ice cream.
-there's a lame use of the secret ingredient. Example: Fried Chicken.
-Alton Brown makes a pun.
-the secret ingredient is mentioned or shown on screen.
-you spot a camera man.

Special Trigger
-Its so Delicious and Decadent: Finish your drink anytime Foie gras (pronounced Fra-Gwa) is mentioned or used in a dish. I can hear PETA-philes screaming in protest.
-We all Scream for Ice Cream: Finish your drink anytime the ice cream maker is mentioned or used. Somehow ice cream makes everything taste better.
-10,9,8,7,6…: Finish your drink during the ten second countdown. See if you can finish before it hits 0 and the horn sounds.
-Food Snob: Finish your drink anytime a pretentious food judge doesn't like a dish. Who cares about a dishes presentation or texture? They do.
-Take that Bobby Flay: Finish your drink if the Iron Chef loses the cook-off.

Suicide Triggers!
-Slice and dice: Drink whenever food is chopped, blended, or cut up in any way. Cooking is always more fun when you're drinking.
-The Man: Drink whenever The Chairman is on screen. Keep your eyes peeled for him. Besides screaming 'Allez Cuisine!' in the opening he also likes to stand in the background and watch people cook. Kinda creepy.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

How I Met Your Mother Game

Show Synopses: Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-Barney says awesome, Legendary (or any variation of the word), what up, true story, challenge accepted, high five (or any variation of the phrase), or uses a pickup line on a girl.
-Robin is Canadian.
-Lilly is mad at Marshall and vise verse.
-you hear a laugh track reminding audiences when something is funny.
-Marshall says Lawyered.
-Old Ted, a.k.a Bob Saget, narrates the story.
-Robin says literally.
-Lilly or Marshall reveal a secret.
-Barney explains something.
-Ted corrects someone.
- someone mentions the most holy Bro code.
-Marshall gets all mushy and sentimental.
-Lilly talks about or is shows teaching little kids.
-there's a dispute over who is Ted's best friend.
-Robin's news show is unprofessional in any way.
-Marshall is at work or talks about work.
-The slap bet in mentioned.
Special Trigger
Have you met Ted?: Finish your drink anytime Ted meets a new girl or randomly has a new girlfriend pop up between episodes.
This is the star of the show?: Finish your drink whenever Ted acts like a hopeless romantic or complains about not meeting the right woman yet.
Suit Up!: Finish your drink whenever Barney says the word suit or his legendary garb is mentioned by anyone in the show. It’s a truth you can’t refute… Nothing suits him like a suit.
Bloggers are cool and sexy people: Finish your drink whenever Barney's blog is mentioned.
He's quite musical: Finish your drink anytime Marshall sings.
Slap Bet: Finish your drink anytime Marshall slaps Barney. Its funny every time.
Oh, So that's where the title comes from!: Finish your drink whenever someone says, 'How I met your mother'.

Suicide Triggers!
He's so legen- wait for it, and I hope your not allergic to dairy... because the next word is- dary!: Finish you drink whenever Barney Stinson is on screen or even mentioned. Don't lie… we all would go gay for N.P.H.

"How I Met Your Mother Shirt" 

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Room

Film Synopses: A happy-go-lucky banker sees his world fall apart when his friends begin to betray him one-by-one.

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-Johnny says “Oh Hi ____”.
-someone talks about Lisa’s appearance.
-anyone says “Don’t worry about it”.
-Lisa doesn't wanna talk about it anymore.
-there's a location shot of San Francisco.
-anyone mentions Johnny being a great guy.
-anyone mentions Mark and Johnny being best friends.
-the front door is opened.
-Lisa complains about Johnny.
-Lisa's mother talks about financial security.
-Lisa acts like a bitch.
-Danny acts kinda creepy. Like underwear sniffing creepy.
-You see a rose or notice the framed pictures of silverware.
-there's a pointless moment. Like random characters making out in the living room or people playing football in a back ally.
Special Trigger
I have Cancer: Finish your drink when Lisa's mom has cancer. Sorry but nobody cares old lady.
This film is tearing me apart!: Finish your drink during this brilliant line and any of the other awesome Wiseau moments that make you laugh.
Never thought a film could have too many sex scenes: Finish your drink every time people get down and dirty in the most awkward ways ever filmed.

Suicide Triggers!
Tommy-Boy: Drink whenever Tommy Wiseau is on screen. In honor of his turd of a film that is so bad, its hilarious. Also try to figure out what foreign planet he's from.

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The Last Airbender

Film Synopses: The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-A main character's name is mispronounced.
-there's a slow-motion moment.
-someone says fire, water, earth, or air.
-Prince Zuko acts overly angry or angst.
-Sokka is not funny.
-Fire Lord Ozai is not scary.
-something meant to be funny, scary, or emotionally moving is not at all.
-anyone viewing the film mentions how the cartoon was way better.
-there's element bending action.
-someone is doing Tai-chi.
-someone mentions how all the bad guys of the film are dark skinned.
Special Trigger
-You wouldn't like him when he's angry: Finish your drink when Aang gets angry and goes into Avatar mode. He's such a cute little bald human nuke.
-Show don't tell: Finish your drink whenever there's obvious plot exposition or the film overuses narration to explain the story. Shyamalan, when you gotta explain to the audience whats happening in your film, something is terribly wrong. Didn't you learn that in Film school 101?
-WHY!?: Finish your drink whenever you spot a plot hole. There are quite a few.

Suicide Triggers!
Damn you M. Night! Did you make this film to piss people off? Why are you still making movies?: Drink whenever you spot bad acting, bad dialog, crappy overused CGI, and anything else in the film that makes you face-palm in disgust. So just drink during the whole damn film. 

CLEANIS 7733987 Carebag Vomit Bag 


Film Synopses: A paraplegic Marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home.

Triggers: Drink anytime…
-you see blue nipples.
-the film reminds you of Furngully, Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas, or any film with a white messiah stroyline.
-someone says, 'I See You".
-there's a badass Dragon on screen.
-anyone says Pandora, unobtainium, Sully, or Na'vi.
-Naytiri gets overly emotional with rage or sorrow.
-Sully says or does something stupid.
-Grace calls a paraplegic 'numb-nuts'.
-the Colonel says something military in nature.
-Norm is a stereotypical science nerd.
-Grace smokes a cigarette.
-you sense the backhanded theme of fanatical militarism, corporatism, or American imperialism.
-there is a sweeping aerial shot flying through the Pandora landscape.
Special Trigger
-If you can't be original, Steal ideas from other people: Finish your drink anytime you notice the animal sound effects taken right out of Jurassic Park, The AMP robot suits from Matrix Revolutions, and the bizarre aliens creatures looking like Star Wars rejects.
-It's called Inter-species Erotica: Finish your drink anytime a Na'vi uses their wormy head penis things to 'plug into' another animal. Trees, alien horses, other blue cat people. It all seems oh so wrong.
-So Pandora is one big Spencer's?: Finish your drink anytime something glows.
-Fuck Nature: Finish your drink whenever the evil military destroys nature. Take that Indian-shedding-a-tear commercial from the 70's!

Suicide Triggers!
I see blue people: Drink whenever giant cat aliens with wormy head penises come on screen. 

Avatar - Widescreen DVD - Sci-Fi & Fantasy